Wednesday, April 2, 2008

I'm not the same, I have no shame

NEW DIET GOALS:

  • Eat 1 tsp hair every day
  • Develop trichobezoar
  • Once I reach goal weight, have it surgically removed and worship it as a god
In life news, Princess met strawberries.

She's got the goldmine, I've got the shaft.

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