Sunday, April 13, 2008

2Blessed2BStressed

what an awful week

  • a needs-improvement performance review at work (I scored poorly in optimism and leadership)
  • clip show week on antm
  • a not-so-unexpected rejection letter
  • an eviction scare and a visit from evil Santa
  • tonight I lost vision in my right eye for 20 minutes, and then spent 4 hours in the ER.
  • Princess almost ran away
things I am not upset about

  • a raise is in the works?
  • ocular migraines? are there pills for those?
  • cassettes!
  • records!
  • birthday soon!

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

I couldn't delete this so I put a video in it

There's a salmon colored girl who sets my heart awhirl
Who lives along the Yukon far away

She makes her underwear from the hides of grizzly bear
and bathes in ice cold water everyday

I'm not the same, I have no shame

NEW DIET GOALS:

  • Eat 1 tsp hair every day
  • Develop trichobezoar
  • Once I reach goal weight, have it surgically removed and worship it as a god
In life news, Princess met strawberries.

She's got the goldmine, I've got the shaft.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

BLAH

Stuff happened in my life.

Princess and I have been going out grazing every day. She doesn't eat clover, but dandelion greens are her favorite.

I hit the country music goldmine at EbGP. I am now the proud owner of 7 Tammy Wynette records.

Soon I will learn what an html is and put up pictures. Until then I will just add videos so my posts have content.